Craving

I wanted some candy today at about 3:28pm. I tried, but no luck. No dollar bills accepted, no change accepted. Maybe he'll have a restful weekend and do better next week.

A four-bagger

Wow! There it was. Four bags of chips for the price of one!

Easy. We approached our humble vmachine. Put in $1 and quadruple our investment. SwiftG tried a dollar bill. Denied. I tried a quarter. Denied. Came right out the return slot. I tried a nickel . Denied. I tried a dime. Denied. Others of the squadron came to help make this dream come true. At last one of our apprentices busted out his special ID card to flex his Flex. Denied.